Weight, What?

Hey there, soak squad! 🦫

Bubby Bubblesworth here—professional lounger, mocktail lover, and self-declared “Hot Tub King of Chill.” But trust me when I say: my tub time wasn’t always this peaceful.

Let me set the scene…

It’s a beautiful evening. Stars are out. Steam’s rising. I slide into my hot tub, ready for my signature bubble-jet serenity session…

…and WHOOSH!

Jets kick on and suddenly, I’m floating like a furry beach ball at a pool party gone wild. Tail in the air, paws flailing. Not exactly the vibe I was going for.

I tried everything—wedging myself in corners, sitting on my snacks (don't ask), even using a log as an anchor. But no matter what, the jets won. Every. Time.

Until I found it.

The answer. The hero of my hot tub story.

Float No More.

A weighted belt made to keep you chillin', not driftin’.

This baby changed my life. I put it on, slide into the tub, and suddenly... I’m grounded. Anchored. At peace. The jets do their thing—and so do I.

Float No More let me:

✅ Stay comfortably seated (no tail flips!)

✅ Enjoy the jets without fighting them

✅ Soak in stillness and serenity—the way it should be

And the best part? It’s so comfy, I forget I’m wearing it. Like a hug for my hips, but without the squeeze.

Bubby Bubblesworth's Wisdom:

If you’re tired of playing hot tub bumper cars with yourself… get yourself a Float No More.

It’s the weight that lets you relax right.

Trust me—I’m Bubblesworth. I know bubbles.

Stay anchored,

🦫 Bubby Bubblesworth

Float No More Spokesbeaver & Proud Soak Survivor

🦫 “One second I’m soaking. The next, I’m surfing the jets. Not anymore.”